Monday, April 13, 2009

Pirates of Africa

First, three cheers for the SEALs who blew the Somalian pirates away.

Now, thirty yards with rifles for trained and skilled marksmen sounds dead easy, right? Not if your shooting platform is moving around (and trust me on this, a tin-can moves if you breath on it), and the lifeboat is moving around even more than the tin-can, AND you have three targets, all of whom are also moving around on the lifeboat.

As I said, three cheers, and those three guys get to drink on my tab any time they like.

Now the Somalian pirates are threating "revenge". OK, dudes, go ahead and do it. And watch what happens when we really decide to clean house. YOUR house.

'Way back in the 1800's we had a little pirate problem in the Caribbean and along the southern coasts of the US. The US Navy was turned loose, and started by hanging every pirate they could catch.

Pretty soon, no more pirates.

Is it time to start hanging the Pirates of Africa? Or the Pirates of Asia?

I beleive that it is time to start putting trained and armed security details on all American-flagged ships sailing in those Asian and African waters known to have pirates. A few shot-up pirate boats, with dead bodies, would provide a marvelous object lesson, and stop piracy dead in it's tracks.

Pirates are like any other criminal - if the target fights back, it's not nearly such an attractive target.