It is generally acknowledged throughout the civilized industrial world that Monday is the "worst bloody day of the bleedin' week."
It is my personal opinion that all of the previous week's sneaky little gremlins have managed to hide all during the previous week, merrily plotting their weekend's activities, so that when the poor, humble, down-trodden IT geek shows up on Monday, it's "Surprise! We've been busy!"
Sheesh.
I shoulda got sick and stayed home, in bed, with a bottle of whiskey.
Good whiskey.
No, NOT the idiot dog that some misbegotten mongoloid named "Whiskey".
Y'all are a bunch of preverts.
And I'm a grouch.
Grrr....
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