Monday, June 23, 2008

Well, Where are They?

Lifted from Kim duToit. I would have filed off the serial numbers, but... Here they are.




Why aren’t all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons and asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?

Where are the Dixie Chicks, and Sean Penn in his rescue boat?

Why isn’t the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn’t solved the problem?

Where are all the FEMA trucks and trailers?

Why isn’t the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago?

When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?

Where are all the 24/7 lurid news tales of cannibalism and unnecessary drownings?

Why did Iowans evacuate so prematurely; why are they not holed up in deathtrap sports centers?

Where are all the pics of White looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?

When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a “vanilla” Iowa, because that’s the way God wants it?

Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates rural White people?

Why are the Iowans not complaining more and demanding to be saved?

How come in about 2 weeks, you will never hear about the Iowa flooding ever again?



I think these are all fair questions. Not comfortable questions, no, not at all.

But I think that they are fair questions.

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