From The Police Blotter....

From time to time I'll drop something in here that sounds so improbable that you'll say "OWW, you have got to be making this stuff up!"
No, I don't.
It's a weird, wonderful world out there folks. Just full of idiots doing stupid things for our entertainment.
Like this couple, courtesy of my local rag, the Tribune & Georgian, of June 8th, 2007. They don't put all their stuff on-line, so I typed this in MANUALLY - wearing my fingers to the bone, all for my legions of readers....

Woman Attacks Husband With Electric Screwdriver A Folston woman was arrested after being caught outside the Kingsland Police Department beating her husband. Connie L. Stone, 33, of Folkston, was arrested at 1:30 p.m. May 31 by Officer William Lee and charged with simple battery. Lee reported he was standing near the rear of the Kingsland Police Department when he and another officer heard screaming coming from a store located just behind the department. He reported he heard Stone screaming obscenities and shouting "get out." Both he and the other officer approached the truck that Stone and her husband, Richard, were sitting in and witnessed her strike her husband in the face with a closed fist several times. Stone then began to hit her husband with an electric screwdriver, Lee reported, and continued to yell obscenities....

Honest, folks, you cannot make this stuff up.